I'm Lexi King. Sixteen and a sophomore at Waxler. I get by with my best friend, Kyler, and without her I'd probably be nothing. I'd like to think I'm capable of anything, but sometimes you just have to go with the flow, not conquer it all.

cole-campbell:

lexi—king:

I had a social life before?

Did I say you didn’t? 

cole-campbell:

lexi—king:

Like, I don’t really think I have friends. If I do, I don’t understand why they still want to be friends with me.

Hey, I’ll be friends with you. Although, with being friends with me, your social status will go down a lot.

cole-campbell:

I don’t even know what to do with my life anymore. All I do is sit and watch Grease. My social life is decreasing drastically. 

Haha. I don’t think I really know what a social life is anymore.

noelmckenzy:

lexi—king:

Nahp, screw you. I’m a genius.

Actually, you sound like a complete idiot, so no. 

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noelmckenzy:

lexi—king:

If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a slutty lock.

Wow. That was actually kind of terrible. 

noelmckenzy:

lexi—king:

And you’re kind of a slut, huh?

I bet you have had sex more than I have, so….

noelmckenzy:

lexi—king:

But you’re… not a virgin. Wot. I’m confused.

You’re kind of an idiot, huh?

noelmckenzy:

lexi—king:

I’m a fucking angel, yo. Dunno what you’re on about.

You and me, man, we’re on the same boat. Except I’m a virgin.